1. Hi there, "Hero"! What's wrong? Not a fan of elves? Don't worry, I won't bite. You haven't given me a reason to so you're safe with me! But there are beings out there. Beings and monsters who deserve to be bitten. And bitten hard. You would agree, wouldn't you? I'm sure you've seen some nasty baddies.
2. I sure hope I do! Jingles is my brother. The resemblance is uncanny, I know I also know what you did to him. But don't worry, I'm nothing like him! In fact, I want you to help me to punish the evil monsters out in the world. Instead of coal, they will get something they are very sure to remember for next year. That is, if they are still standing to be here for next year.