While you were recapturing Undead deserters, I spotted a GINORMOUS FEROCIOUS forest guardian! You have GOT to bring me its HEAD! … What are you waiting for? GO!
Hehehe! THAT was a TEST! And YOU passed! I'm going to make you my newest Undead Warrior, New Friend! I've been practicing, so your deadification shouldn't hurt TOO much! ….Um, no, I don't think you can decline. Really? Oh, Ok. I didn't know Daddy HAD a copy of "Laws of the Living." That sounds interesting!